The Land of J's

Hello to all my readers (which would be all zero of you as of right now),

I'm totally fine with the fact that not a single person may be reading this post just yet. The whole reason behind this blog is that by being a brand new mother, I desperately need a place to vent because quite frankly, my husband is getting slightly annoyed with me lately because he seems to be getting the brunt of it (sorry RJ).

This also brings me to the title of the blog - The Land of J's - because that's where I'm leaving. The Land of J's. There's RJ who is of course my husband, CJ who is our adorable 5 month old baby boy & BJ (did I make you laugh?) is our cute adorable {huge} rescue mix - I guess we could use his real name, Boots, but I feel as though if I use BJ it will help give me a few extra chuckles if I'm ever having a super stressful day.

So moving on ... I can't promise you that this blog will be any of the following:

1) FUNNY - I have zero sense of humor and even when I try to be funny, I am clearly not so my blog will most certainly not make top 25 funniest mom blogs. Let's get that straight.

2) ADVICEFUL - Is that even a word? Insightful. BS-ing. I certainly do not want to mislead any of you into thinking that this blog will be about giving mommy advice. I am a brand new - have no idea what I am doing most of the time - mother who is just taking things day by day and not to sound too corny - trying my very best.

3) CREATIVE - I am definitely not creative hence the BS title & reasoning behind. I clearly could not come up with anything better. Also the blog design (a blogger generated template) was the 'moe' to my 'eeny meeny miny' and odly enough kind of represents how I'm feeling right now with the swirly lines and the crap colors (because it truly does kind of remind me of my son's poop).

4) INTERESTING - Don't get me wrong, I love my son & family with all my heart, but I'm sure to some of you the fact that my son was able to sit on his own or pooped all over me is probably not the most fascinating thing you've ever read online. For this, I make no apologies. Boring blog about me venting. Check.

5) SPELL CHECKED - Listen, I may only have a misely 5 mintes to rwite a ptso and therewfore connat prosmie I wlli haev tmei ot ues spellcehck. SORRY! We all know moms lead busy lives and to be honest, I just really want to vent as quickly and discretely as possible (RJ does not exactly approve of my online need to vent with strangers yet he can spend tons of times on his precious blackberry bbm'ing his friends or playing bejewelled). It's only fair. I also grew up going to total French school from grades 1 to 9 so my English seems to be a bit off and if you encounter any run-on sentences or word confusions, you'll know why.

So that's it. There you have it. You get little ol me - SJ - venting about life as a new mom. Take it or leave it. Hopefully you'll join me on this bumpy ride!

SJ